The Longest Yard

Apparently a yard is 0.9144 metres. Just use the metric system. Also the Great khali brokeded my nose. f***ing 0.9144/10

Now You See Me

Now you see me...Now you don't. I spent 3 days trying to come up with joke. Laugh. I'm Hilarious/10

Captain Philips

Captain Philips was the captain. He isn't the Captain now. I am the Captain now.
Give me my stripes/10

Zootopia

There is a fox and a rabbit. I had a rabbit named Thumper, and he died. I had a rabbit named Bubbles, and she died. I had a rabbit named Puma, and he died. Now I have a rabbit named Michu.
He just died/10

The Amazing Spider-man

You can see Spider-mans willy. Also he fights stuff. There isn't the hot aunt May in this one. 8==D/10

The Evil Dead (2013)

There is a Demon. She cut her tongue. She threw up blood. I threw up my lunch.
Give me back my chicken/10