Thursday 30 June 2016

Alvin and The Chipmunks: Road Chip

They made 4 Alvin and the chipmunks films. 4. I can't even review them. They made 4. 4/10 .... nope 0/10

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

There is an ooze monster. And the pink ranger. And giant fighting combining robots. And the pink ranger. And zombie parents. And the pink ranger.  Pink ranger is hot/10

Tuesday 28 June 2016

Hancock

Will Smith isn't in it. There are a lot of naked people. I might have watched the wrong film. oops/10

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

There are Dragons. You kill dragons. I kill dragons. We all kill dragons. dragons. dragons/dragons

Sunday 26 June 2016

Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!... Sorry can't talk about Fight Club. ?/10

Outlast (ANOTHER GAME REVIEW?!?!?!)

No. No. No. No/10





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Captain America: Civil War

Captain America has a lovers quarrel with Iron Man. Also there is Spiderman in it. And Aunt may is hot. 10/10 would totally do Aunt May

Final Fantasy XIII (OMG IS THIS A GAME REVIEW?!?!?!?)

I've been playing this game for 400 years, I just got passed the tutorial, I don't feel like playing it anymore. €40/10  Totes glad I spent money on this.

Imperator Furiosa: Fury road

Its called mad max, mad max speaks for like 10 minutes in total, its now called Imperator Furiosa: Fury Road. Charlize Theron is still hot. 10/10